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This is where I go to get things off my chest every now and then. For those of you familiar with my old rantings, this is basically the same thing, 'cept maybe a tad more risqué since I won't mince on cussing. ;-p But don't worry, I won't spit out shit for no reason. For those of you who've never been to my pages before, this section is here for me to make comments (mostly educated, sometimes not) about things that I've observed in my life and also just to keep my friends up to date with what I've been doing. Keep in mind that anything you read on here is pure opinion which might not jive with your own view of the world. If that's the case, friendly messages espousing your own views are welcome but flames will be cruelly mocked. So, without further ado.... |
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Jan. 27, 2000 - It's a new millenium! Or is it....? | |
Hey everyone, first post of the first year of the new millenium!! Or the last year of the old millenium. Whatever. First I would like to welcome all of you to my new website! Alright so it currently sucks, kiss my bu**. ;-p I've been wanting to have my very own domain name for quite awhile now but didn't really follow up on it much until now since it's been kinda slow at work. Well, not really... but it can wait. ;-) Not exactly sure _what_ I'll be doing with this thing but hey, it's my new toy, alright? Speaking of toys, for those of you who have the latest versions of either browser (Netscape || IE), isn't this DHTML stuff cool? I ran into a page that had this setup and thought it'd work pretty well for my misc. ramblings + archive page; for now at least. I tried for about 10 minutes to reproduce it on my own with Dreamweaver but the best I could come up with was something that only worked on IE 4+. So I did what any other smart web developer would do and just copied the source of the page, ripped out its guts, and substituted my own. Yeah yeah so it was the easy way out but have you looked at the JavaScript that controls this thing??? If any of you can produce _that_ on your own in a reasonable amount of time, I'll grovel at your feet and call you web stud. But don't hold me on that. ;-p For those of you who can't play with the cool, but probably economically worthless, DHTML features on this page because you're using some archaic dinosaur of a browser, UPGRADE!!!! Geez louize what's the matter with you folk? Actually this site will probably be my testing ground for the next few months so there'll be some odd going ons every now and then. But that's ok since you probably won't visit enough to notice unless I start putting up porn or something. =p Anyway, as you might've already noticed, this month's tirade doesn't really have a cohesive point like my last few previous rantings. "Cohesive" being used rather liberally here. I would very much like to complain about the whole "Cuban Boy" fiasco but I won't because anything I write can be ignored simply because: 1. I'm not Cuban, and 2. I never had the fortune to experience the apparently living hell that is Cuba. Even if I think the Miami Cuban contingent is just a bunch of ridiculous dunderheads. So, I'll just leave off with some relatively benign observations:
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