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who are you?
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I am your father's brothers' cousin's niece's sister's roommate. |
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so what does that make me?
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You're Kevin Bacon. |
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oh my god it's all so clear now!
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Hallelujah! |
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alright, so corny dialogue aside, who _are_ you?
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I'm the most cynical, sarcastic bastard you'll ever meet. With a heart of gold. |
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that doesn't seem quite.... right.
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Neither does wasting a quarter of our lives waiting in lines. |
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ok, so what do you do?
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I'm the chronicler of the inane. Oh wait, that's already being done.1 I guess I'm just another fool with a website. |
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do you think that people will actually care about what you have to say?
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Nope, but we all live in our own fantasy worlds anyway. |
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so where can people find you on the net?
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Right here, Sherlock. Also: ronin on Twitter kenshin27 on Instagram My Amazon Wishlist |
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fine then, any final words of advice for the unwashed masses?
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Take a shower. |
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1 Darwin Awards. |